emilyoftheisles:

Sorry about disappearing suddenly oaeiljsfkdm There was birthday things on sunday through monday and then I had work start back up so it got a little busy oeisjlkm

I’ll be sure to rp here tomorrow (as it’s v late and I am v sleepy)

daredeuil:

there’s not enough bruce banner on my dash and i’m fixing that 1/ 

doodlelogic:

My child

doodlelogic:

My child

secret avengers #04 (2013)

i got surprised with birthday things after my accidental nap right after i said i was gonna do replies earlier today osdifgmh so now im slightly drunk but damn if im not gonna attempt replies

qandnotandy:

Marvel Knights: Hulk

qandnotandy:

Marvel Knights: Hulk

send me a new girl quote for my muse’s reaction.

andimrobin:

  • "you are so weird. can you ever just leave the room like a normal person?"
  • "i don’t want a refund on you."
  • "a plant wearing underwear would be better than you!"
  • "i’m high on anxiety meds right now."
  • "i am a child of divorce! i am delicate!"
  • "oh good, you can hear me. now i know i’m not a ghost."
  • "nobody’s getting pregnant tonight!"
  • "boob season’s over for you!"
  • "there is something serious i have to tell you about the future. the name of my first-born child needs to be reginald veljohnson."
  • "when you put it like that, it sounds amazing…and like prison."
  • "i got an obligation…at a…sandwich meeting…to go to."
  • "you look like the little match girl wandering around victorian england selling matches…for a penny."
  • "sorry to interrupt, i know the morning is the most sensual time of the day."
  • "you’ve never been turned on by gas mileage?"
  • "so i have good news from the doctor—you don’t have rabies."
  • "oh, look at the time! it’s butt-o-clock!"
  • "i’m having a party tonight and i can’t have him lying on the couch, wiping his tears with deli meat."
  • "it’s early in the relationship. i’m still shaving above the knee."
  • "i’m a mess, i can’t sleep, i urinate constantly. i cried the other day listening to a techno song."
  • "i’m not convinced i know how to read, i’ve just memorized a lot of words."
  • "i’m staying positive, but i’m pretty sure this is where we die."
  • "life’s messy. it kicks you in the ass. that’s right, I said ass."
  • "you question my pajamas? you make me question our entire friendship!"
  • "i’m pretty sure I’m having a heart attack, and i haven’t arranged for anyone to clear my browser history."
  • "you set fire to soda water. who does that? how do you even possibly do that? it’s not a flammable thing!"
  • "i’m gonna take you…respectfully."
  • "i’m gonna have to turn off the tap! the sex tap!"
  • "have i ever made any decisions in my whole life? are we just living in the mind of a giant?"
  • "please take that off, you look like a homeless pencil."
  • "why are you wearing a suit? did you just apply for a loan or something?"
  • "i feel like russel crowe in every movie he’s ever done."
  • "i used to just think if i was proposed to i would notice it was happening."
  • "does it say ‘share stuff’ in the constiution of america? no, i think not."
  • "destiny might be a girl, but victory has a penis."
  • "where are your nipples, man?"
  • "i just wanted to listen to taylor swift alone!"
  • "i saw him this morning and he just panic-moonwalked away from me."
  • "let’s just suck it up and french a little."
  • "been trying to get something going with myself for a full hour. it’s like a taffy pole on a hot summer’s day."
  • "they make shoes for your penis! they’re called pants!"
  • "i can’t believe i’m the sober one. that’s actually never happened before in my life."
  • "please do not angry-fix the sink."
  • "you my boo and i been missing you."
  • "i feel like i wanna murder someone and also i want soft pretzels."
  • "can you believe the zoo wouldn’t let me borrow their white tiger?"
  • "obama…."
  • "first of all, you’re never gonna be old, humans are going to be immortal by 2006."
  • "sandwiches and sex?! i want that!"
  • "i want to rub my face on his face!"
  • "are you sure you’re okay? you’re walking like a disney witch."
  • "i’m like a sexual snowflake. each night with me is a unique experience."
  • "this is a horrible neighborhood. there are youths everywhere!"
  • "guess whose personalized condoms just arrived?"
  • "damn it! i can’t find my driving moccasins anywhere!"
  • "i hope you appreciate the fact that i have kept eye contact with you the whole time and have made no reference to the fact that you are practically naked."
  • "are you like a bond villain? you just told me your whole plan."
  • "why does your hair look so baby soft?!"
  • "i sometimes touch the frayed part of the power cord just to feel something."
  • "did you just make up a theme song for yourself?"
  • "what?! what did you just say? go put a dollar in the jar right now."

ok im home from work so im gonna do replies

but also, how the heck am i getting followers

sonofhulk:

Father, I can see you.

You’re not invisible.

Not even when you hide by walking behind a lab desk.

[he stops short and looks in the direction of Skaar’s voice] who said I was hiding?

send me a new girl quote for my muse’s reaction.

andimrobin:

  • "you are so weird. can you ever just leave the room like a normal person?"
  • "i don’t want a refund on you."
  • "a plant wearing underwear would be better than you!"
  • "i’m high on anxiety meds right now."
  • "i am a child of divorce! i am delicate!"
  • "oh good, you can hear me. now i know i’m not a ghost."
  • "nobody’s getting pregnant tonight!"
  • "boob season’s over for you!"
  • "there is something serious i have to tell you about the future. the name of my first-born child needs to be reginald veljohnson."
  • "when you put it like that, it sounds amazing…and like prison."
  • "i got an obligation…at a…sandwich meeting…to go to."
  • "you look like the little match girl wandering around victorian england selling matches…for a penny."
  • "sorry to interrupt, i know the morning is the most sensual time of the day."
  • "you’ve never been turned on by gas mileage?"
  • "so i have good news from the doctor—you don’t have rabies."
  • "oh, look at the time! it’s butt-o-clock!"
  • "i’m having a party tonight and i can’t have him lying on the couch, wiping his tears with deli meat."
  • "it’s early in the relationship. i’m still shaving above the knee."
  • "i’m a mess, i can’t sleep, i urinate constantly. i cried the other day listening to a techno song."
  • "i’m not convinced i know how to read, i’ve just memorized a lot of words."
  • "i’m staying positive, but i’m pretty sure this is where we die."
  • "life’s messy. it kicks you in the ass. that’s right, I said ass."
  • "you question my pajamas? you make me question our entire friendship!"
  • "i’m pretty sure I’m having a heart attack, and i haven’t arranged for anyone to clear my browser history."
  • "you set fire to soda water. who does that? how do you even possibly do that? it’s not a flammable thing!"
  • "i’m gonna take you…respectfully."
  • "i’m gonna have to turn off the tap! the sex tap!"
  • "have i ever made any decisions in my whole life? are we just living in the mind of a giant?"
  • "please take that off, you look like a homeless pencil."
  • "why are you wearing a suit? did you just apply for a loan or something?"
  • "i feel like russel crowe in every movie he’s ever done."
  • "i used to just think if i was proposed to i would notice it was happening."
  • "does it say ‘share stuff’ in the constiution of america? no, i think not."
  • "destiny might be a girl, but victory has a penis."
  • "where are your nipples, man?"
  • "i just wanted to listen to taylor swift alone!"
  • "i saw him this morning and he just panic-moonwalked away from me."
  • "let’s just suck it up and french a little."
  • "been trying to get something going with myself for a full hour. it’s like a taffy pole on a hot summer’s day."
  • "they make shoes for your penis! they’re called pants!"
  • "i can’t believe i’m the sober one. that’s actually never happened before in my life."
  • "please do not angry-fix the sink."
  • "you my boo and i been missing you."
  • "i feel like i wanna murder someone and also i want soft pretzels."
  • "can you believe the zoo wouldn’t let me borrow their white tiger?"
  • "obama…."
  • "first of all, you’re never gonna be old, humans are going to be immortal by 2006."
  • "sandwiches and sex?! i want that!"
  • "i want to rub my face on his face!"
  • "are you sure you’re okay? you’re walking like a disney witch."
  • "i’m like a sexual snowflake. each night with me is a unique experience."
  • "this is a horrible neighborhood. there are youths everywhere!"
  • "guess whose personalized condoms just arrived?"
  • "damn it! i can’t find my driving moccasins anywhere!"
  • "i hope you appreciate the fact that i have kept eye contact with you the whole time and have made no reference to the fact that you are practically naked."
  • "are you like a bond villain? you just told me your whole plan."
  • "why does your hair look so baby soft?!"
  • "i sometimes touch the frayed part of the power cord just to feel something."
  • "did you just make up a theme song for yourself?"
  • "what?! what did you just say? go put a dollar in the jar right now."
DRCRS